So hi. I'm Carmen Sandiego.
Actually, I'm not. But the icon seemed appropriate at the time, so for the moment, it's stuck.
No, I'm not a sockpuppet. No, I'm not a fraud. No, I'm not secretly another fandom person. I am merely the somewhat bitchy, consistently annoyed, fandom alter-ego of someone who is too cynical about the whole concept of fandom to want their real life associated with their fannish life.
Or to translate, y'all give people a bad name.
So hi. I'm Carmen Sandiego.
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